Tiger Woods' Mistress Meter

So Tiger Woods is human after all. This was a terrible time for Tiger to be embroiled in such a scandal. It's the holidays, therefore slow news days are the norm around this time of year. So this was manna for the news networks. And every freaking network is covering the story! From ABC, CBS, NBC, ESPN, CNN to news organizations from around the world, especially Asia where he has a huge following. In Tiger's honor, I am starting my very own Mistress Counter

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